Online Stock Trading - Fatty Clarkson Calls Gordon Brown an Idiot
Shock, horror! Jeremy Clarkson is under fire after revealing that Gordon Brown has one eye, is Scottish and is an idiot. Shocking revelations that no-one had ever noticed before. How could this fool be elected as Prime Minister? Oh sorry, he wasn't, people elected Tony Blair but somehow ended with a different incompetent idiot instead.
People seem to be objecting to the fact that Clarkson has strung all these qualities together in a single phrase "Gordon Brown is a one-eyed Scottish idiot" .
Scottish MPs apparently reacted with fury, there was no mention however of how one-eyed or idiot MPs reacted.
The comments were made by the offensive English loud-mouth BBC presenter on a live version of his show in Australia.
Clarkson is well-known for being deliberately offensive to just about anybody who has the misfortune to make an appearance in his brain cell. He is offensive in fact to anybody who isn't Jeremy Clarkson.
He also accused Gordon Brown of lying during the live stage show in Australia. Est-ce possible? Mon Dieu. A lying politician? More terrible revelations.
Comparing Ozzie Premier Kevin Rudd to Mr Brown he said .
"It's the first time I've ever seen a world leader admit we really are in deep s***. He genuinely looked terrified. The poor man, he's actually seen the books."
"[In the UK] we've got this one-eyed Scottish idiot, he keeps telling us everything's fine and he's saved the world - and we know he's lying, but he's smooth at telling us." (He's not that smooth Jeremy - in a prescient reminder of Marie Antoinette he also told us to eat our own waste, while stuffing his face at a junket in Japan paid for by us (along with his lightbulbs))! Gordon Brown says Let Them Eat Waste!
Clarkson also then allegedly insulted his own British Top Gear fans, saying: "You should see some of the apes that turn up."
Then for good measure added he didn't care whether the show's stuntmen got injured. "They're French, so if they get killed it's not the end of the world."
He also said he has a crush on feminist Germaine Greer. 
"Germaine, she's a good looking woman."
He said Hammond was a coward for stopping smoking and blamed the snow in London on "too many green people in the world and they aren't buying enough Range Rovers."
When asked about the state of the Australian auto industry, he said he didn't care.
But it was "one-eyed Scottish idiot" jibe that provoked anger among Scottish politicians.
Labour leader Iain Gray said: "Most people here are proud that the Prime Minister is a Scot and believe him to be the right person to get the UK through this global economic crisis."
(...... Gordon 4 Margaret)
Lord Foulkes said Brown was "honest, brave, a most experience world leader and the one person who really can lead us out of the current world slump." Ha ha - Brown also said he had saved the world (sorry banks - which he hasn't saved anyway) and that he had put an end to boom and bust! The guy is clearly an idiot, and he thinks we are too.
Some people are saying that the BBC should put Clarkson on the naughty step until he apologises.
So the idiots have reacted after all!
The presenter, who is after-all an overpaid prat is thought to get around £2 million of our money a year, about the price of Jonathan Ross's armpit.
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