Jeremy Clarkson's Crapology

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As everyone and his dog must know by now - UK media personality and tall balding curly-haired motor mouth Jeremy Clarkson called our glorious unelected leader, Gordon Brown, a "one-eyed Scottish idiot" on live TV in Australia.

This, predictably, had a variety of people shocked and reaching for their Thesauri to describe how they felt about Mr Clarkson's cruel categorization.

Mr Clarkson therefore in a partial attempt to extricate himself from the Brown stuff he had stepped into put out an 'apology' via the BBC.

The apology, however, was not quite what it seemed, which is why I use the term 'crapology'. I thought I had invented a new word. but no such luck, it already existed, although I had never heard it before.

So here is Jeremy Clarkson's crapology in all its glory

“In the heat of the moment I made a remark about the Prime Minister’s personal appearance for which, upon reflection, I apologise.”

MP Nigel Griffiths, said: “He should give a more fulsome apology, especially for commenting on somebody’s disability.”

Clarkson was also criticised by the Royal National Institute of Blind People, and if there was an association for idiots I'm sure they would have criticized him too.

Mr Clarkson however told the Sun newspaper in a supplemental note to his crapology

“I very specifically apologised for making fun of his personal appearance - very specifically. I have nothing against the Scottish and of course I regret making any remark that might have upset the disabled. But the idiot bit - there is no chance I’ll apologise for that.”

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